Quick update from Jake

Hey everyone! Just wanted to say Hi! I'm playing with some of my toys..... I love Mr. Sun he makes me very happy.

This is my Friend Nico he was crying but I held his hand and he stopped. It was a kind of spontaneous healing I may have the powers of a Reiki Master.
Mommy is trying to make me do a power to the people salute but unlike Obama I'm not a socialist (just kidding MR PRESIDENT).
I've also become quite fond of my froggy, I like to hold him and put his head in my mouth but I still think his legs taste like chicken...... And all I've ever eaten is milk.
So In closing Peace.........

I'm outta here.........

Jake AKA Happy Baby

Jungle theme

Just wanted to say Bye Bye to the Republican leadership, I was going to give them the finger but my muscles aren't that coordinated yet.

So now I can rest a bit and sleep longer at night cause I can look forward.... to a forward thinking President and hopefully he and his administration can fix the mess we're in.
Anyway I stayed up late last night to see Obama win and now when I say I'm bushed it's funny again. Not some reference to being screwed over by our President, though I still think he has screwed me and lots of other babies over, unless Obama is a real miracle worker.
Anyway I got to get some rest, I'm waiting for a call from Obama, I think I'm up for "Secretary of Milk Consumption".

See ya later...At least I now have Hope...

Jake "future cabinet climber" ( My Dad's Mom will get this joke)

Booooo! Scary halloween

Well I had a great halloween, my outfit # 1  says I love my mummy! Pretty hilarious huh?

Then my friend Nico scared the heck out of me with his "Baby Dracula" costume. He tried to calm me down by holding my hand but that freaked me out even more. He had the creepiest look in his eyes....

At another party I went as "Prisoner of Love #080508". This costume got a lot of attention from the ladies .... some wanted to write me and maybe even get married. That was even more scary then Baby Dracula!

So Halloween was a great success. 

Anyway I got a new Chair, Check out my head control! I like to sit on the table and watch Dad eat breakfast. Look at the flowers behind my head, Dad's been keeping those orchids for over 6 months. He's very proud he hasn't killed them.

See ya later,

Jake Aka Prisoner of Love #080508 cell block #9  "for the ladies"

Grandma & Grandpa Edition

Had a visit with Grandma  & Grandpa Kadar. Grandpa played mandolin for me.
Also visited with Grandma Stein we had a little talk.

Back to work you Blog readers! Time for a Milk break for me.

Jake Grandson extraordinaire

Just a Another Day in the Park

Mom and Dad took me to Prospect Park today. It was a beautiful day we met up with lots of other babies, enjoyed the sun shine and lazed about on the grass. I really like the outdoors, I took a long nap cause it was so nice.
What can I say I love nature.
Boy the camera on the Goodyear Blip is really good.

Park Ranger Jake

Who needs a bed or crib?

So heres the deal, why should I sleep in a bed or crib when there are perfectly good parents to sleep on. I know they have things to do but I prefer to sleep on them. So until you come up with a crib with  heartbeat thats nice and cozy warm I think I'll stick with the human touch.

jake Zzzzzzzz

Working out

Spent a bit of time working out with dad at the gym. I can lift my head too, and I follow noises. I have a bit of a cold this week and have passed it on to Mom and Dad. 

After my workout I'm bushed and like to crash out on the couch.

Pump it up

Jake the Iron man

Chillin with Grandpa and Grandma

Visit from my old womb mate

Look Dad made me use that horrible pun. Anyway had a visit with Simon it was our first post womb meeting and in general getting together with an old womb mate led to a lot of drinking (especially Simon He's a lush) We drank, we laughed, we cried  we caught up on how to manipulate our parents. All in all a nice afternoon. I think the "adults" had fun too. Such a nice day today I'm going out for a Drive!

Jake

Sarah Palin's Got nothing on me

Well the political season is now upon us and I just want to say while I have an animal rug in my office,

 It is artificial so I think in the future I would still get the PETA vote.

Not that I really want to run for office (I can't even walk yet) and Mom and Dad would probably be a political liability,

unfortunately my vetting process is more thorough then John McCain's and has informed me of some issues with my parents. Luckily I plan on being a happy, well adjusted person who will just complain about the politicians! I'm probably too smart to become one. Also my Milk drinking problem may be seen as a liability.

Jake (vote for ME)

Floating around the pool

First I just want to say everything is OK down there, I'm just a very private person and don't want to be an Internet porn star. So Dad and I went to the Russian Baths for a nice cleaning. This was the first time I tried this and I really enjoyed the experience. After the bath a masseuse (Mom again) rubbed on some lotion and gave me a little massage. I told Dad to tip her as obviously I had no pockets for my cash. After a little nap I went for a drink with Mom (or from Mom) whatever, it was a nice evening for me.

Jake (AKA Mr Clean)

Madge! I've been soaking in Palmolive dish soap?

Ok Ok so I'm going a bit Metro-sexual. Look Mom says all the girls like a man with nice fingernails, Dad Said it was Ok as long as I don't get polish. I really wanted to paint one nail black just to piss him off but Mom wouldn't comply. Anyway the weather is great so we've been going for a walk every day, I got to remember to post a pic of my pimped out ride..... maybe next time.

Jake (GQ Jake to all the ladies)

Anybody know any Broadway producers?

So I got this great Idea for Broadway...... well it may be a bit Avant Guard for all those tourists from the Midwest probably downtown would be best. Anyway the show is called...... THE MANY FACES OF JAKE! I do all sorts of impressions........ those folks down in the village will love it! They're still buying tickets for a bunch of guys with blue make-up on their faces, I can do that one better! White spit up! It's natural and actually pretty gross/funny. Anyway have Morty call to set up a meeting. Well like all great B-way stars from the past I'm going to go on a bender...... Mom! Set them both up I'm ready to Par-tay.

See ya on the great (milky) white way

Jake (Just Jake!)

Family Portrait

Me and the rents...

Erin

My future babysitter came by for a visit today. We hung out, as usual I think I impressed her. I think Chicks dig me, which is pretty cool but i think I'll be a mama's boy for a little while longer. Mom smells sweet, you know like Milk speaking of which gotta run and pull myself a tall one.

Jake aka "The Ladies Man"

Went for a walk

Went for a walk, saw my friend Maria.  She took these great photos of my Dad and me.  Dad looks like he's ready for Mardi Gras with his purple and yellow ensemble, though Dad says I'm still too young to give beads out to all the lovely ladies. That's ok, because I only have eyes for mom! and she shows them to me without much asking!  Do you think she wants beads?  I don't get it, what's with the beads?

My busy weekend continued

Well on Sunday my Great Grandma Lilly stopped by with my Aunt Eva. I was very happy to see them and I think I impressed them with some very stimulating conversation. Well my mouth is absolutely parched I need a tall boob of Milk see ya.

Jake

I had a very busy weekend

My mom's side of the family came to visit me on Saturday, I saw my Cousin Sam, Aunt Abby, Uncle Mitch and of course my Grandma Stein. Everyone had a good time. They all had bagels, I had fresh Milk right from the source. Then Mom and Dad tried to have a nap but I wasn't tired, matter of fact I wasn't tired for most of the night and unlike NYC bars my bar is open past 4am. Stop by for a drink sometime (if you can get by the bouncer, he checks ID, you have to less then 6 months old) 

4 to 2 not for you!

Jake (all night party machine)

Too tired to post today

Look I had a rough day. There was a lot of milk to drink...... and diapers to fill, so I gotta get some sleep.

zzzzzzzzJake

One of the things i love to do

Hi All

Lately I've come up with a new trick..... First have a good drink at the Milk Bar then wait till your diaper is being changed, now here comes the best part, even if they cover your unit with a cloth, if you drank enough milk you can pee right through it. I did it today ....... Twice! If you got a good stream you can even wet your own face for extra points! Go Team!

Thanks for stopping by,

Jake (I'm a real pisser)

Been very busy

Grand-ma and Grand-pa Kadar stopped by for a visit. The visit went well, except for my parents embarrassing me with their nick name for me "Mr Milkylips" I still haven't figured out how to lick my own lips but if I could I would, Really .... I don't want to miss a drop. See ya later

Jake......... Mr Milkylips to my friends

Milk Milk Wonderful Milk

Hey All!

Just wanted to share my favorite milk bar cocktail recipe. First suckle for about 25 minutes on breast A...... Take a break, maybe belch, have your diaper changed... then take a deep breath, scream as loud as you can, then suckle 20 minutes on breast B. If your as good at it as I am you may need to have your diaper changed again and go at it to breast A again. That's the way I make the Jake ma ma milk shake!

Love to all my fans..

Jake

breakfast lunch dinner

I've been having a great time at the all you can drink bar Mom's setting up. They don't kick you out even if you pass out! The best part is the pretty bartender pays a lot of attention to me.