Sarah Palin's Got nothing on me

Well the political season is now upon us and I just want to say while I have an animal rug in my office,

 It is artificial so I think in the future I would still get the PETA vote.

Not that I really want to run for office (I can't even walk yet) and Mom and Dad would probably be a political liability,

unfortunately my vetting process is more thorough then John McCain's and has informed me of some issues with my parents. Luckily I plan on being a happy, well adjusted person who will just complain about the politicians! I'm probably too smart to become one. Also my Milk drinking problem may be seen as a liability.

Jake (vote for ME)