Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Anybody know any Broadway producers?





So I got this great Idea for Broadway...... well it may be a bit Avant Guard for all those tourists from the Midwest probably downtown would be best. Anyway the show is called...... THE MANY FACES OF JAKE! I do all sorts of impressions........ those folks down in the village will love it! They're still buying tickets for a bunch of guys with blue make-up on their faces, I can do that one better! White spit up! It's natural and actually pretty gross/funny. Anyway have Morty call to set up a meeting. Well like all great B-way stars from the past I'm going to go on a bender...... Mom! Set them both up I'm ready to Par-tay.

See ya on the great (milky) white way

Jake (Just Jake!)

2 comments:

baby said...

First,
If you’re going to touch my face, please, wash your hands first. The smell of Aqua Velva is sooooo 50’s.

Second,
A Broadway producer wouldn’t know a hit if it smacked him in the face like a pair of lactating nanas. It’s more likely that they believe a hit resembles something similar to what I leave my folks in my daily diapers.

See: Cats.

Am I right or what?

Unknown said...

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