My future babysitter came by for a visit today. We hung out, as usual I think I impressed her. I think Chicks dig me, which is pretty cool but i think I'll be a mama's boy for a little while longer. Mom smells sweet, you know like Milk speaking of which gotta run and pull myself a tall one.
Jake aka "The Ladies Man"
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For goodness sake, can't a guy just watch the closing ceremonies of the Olympics without these constant interruptions?
Okay I get it, while I'm at the park in my stroller with my new best friend, you and mom will be playing tonsil hockey upstairs. Take it from me, I know exactly how this whole child birth thing got started. And dad, take it from me, mom hates it when a guy doesn't shave.
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