Madge! I've been soaking in Palmolive dish soap?

Ok Ok so I'm going a bit Metro-sexual. Look Mom says all the girls like a man with nice fingernails, Dad Said it was Ok as long as I don't get polish. I really wanted to paint one nail black just to piss him off but Mom wouldn't comply. Anyway the weather is great so we've been going for a walk every day, I got to remember to post a pic of my pimped out ride..... maybe next time.

Jake (GQ Jake to all the ladies)

Anybody know any Broadway producers?

So I got this great Idea for Broadway...... well it may be a bit Avant Guard for all those tourists from the Midwest probably downtown would be best. Anyway the show is called...... THE MANY FACES OF JAKE! I do all sorts of impressions........ those folks down in the village will love it! They're still buying tickets for a bunch of guys with blue make-up on their faces, I can do that one better! White spit up! It's natural and actually pretty gross/funny. Anyway have Morty call to set up a meeting. Well like all great B-way stars from the past I'm going to go on a bender...... Mom! Set them both up I'm ready to Par-tay.

See ya on the great (milky) white way

Jake (Just Jake!)

Family Portrait

Me and the rents...

Erin

My future babysitter came by for a visit today. We hung out, as usual I think I impressed her. I think Chicks dig me, which is pretty cool but i think I'll be a mama's boy for a little while longer. Mom smells sweet, you know like Milk speaking of which gotta run and pull myself a tall one.

Jake aka "The Ladies Man"

Went for a walk

Went for a walk, saw my friend Maria.  She took these great photos of my Dad and me.  Dad looks like he's ready for Mardi Gras with his purple and yellow ensemble, though Dad says I'm still too young to give beads out to all the lovely ladies. That's ok, because I only have eyes for mom! and she shows them to me without much asking!  Do you think she wants beads?  I don't get it, what's with the beads?

My busy weekend continued

Well on Sunday my Great Grandma Lilly stopped by with my Aunt Eva. I was very happy to see them and I think I impressed them with some very stimulating conversation. Well my mouth is absolutely parched I need a tall boob of Milk see ya.

Jake

I had a very busy weekend

My mom's side of the family came to visit me on Saturday, I saw my Cousin Sam, Aunt Abby, Uncle Mitch and of course my Grandma Stein. Everyone had a good time. They all had bagels, I had fresh Milk right from the source. Then Mom and Dad tried to have a nap but I wasn't tired, matter of fact I wasn't tired for most of the night and unlike NYC bars my bar is open past 4am. Stop by for a drink sometime (if you can get by the bouncer, he checks ID, you have to less then 6 months old) 

4 to 2 not for you!

Jake (all night party machine)

Too tired to post today

Look I had a rough day. There was a lot of milk to drink...... and diapers to fill, so I gotta get some sleep.

zzzzzzzzJake

One of the things i love to do

Hi All

Lately I've come up with a new trick..... First have a good drink at the Milk Bar then wait till your diaper is being changed, now here comes the best part, even if they cover your unit with a cloth, if you drank enough milk you can pee right through it. I did it today ....... Twice! If you got a good stream you can even wet your own face for extra points! Go Team!

Thanks for stopping by,

Jake (I'm a real pisser)

Been very busy

Grand-ma and Grand-pa Kadar stopped by for a visit. The visit went well, except for my parents embarrassing me with their nick name for me "Mr Milkylips" I still haven't figured out how to lick my own lips but if I could I would, Really .... I don't want to miss a drop. See ya later

Jake......... Mr Milkylips to my friends

Milk Milk Wonderful Milk

Hey All!

Just wanted to share my favorite milk bar cocktail recipe. First suckle for about 25 minutes on breast A...... Take a break, maybe belch, have your diaper changed... then take a deep breath, scream as loud as you can, then suckle 20 minutes on breast B. If your as good at it as I am you may need to have your diaper changed again and go at it to breast A again. That's the way I make the Jake ma ma milk shake!

Love to all my fans..

Jake

breakfast lunch dinner

I've been having a great time at the all you can drink bar Mom's setting up. They don't kick you out even if you pass out! The best part is the pretty bartender pays a lot of attention to me.

Just moved in!

Hi All

Well I just moved in and things are pretty cool. There seems to be ample food here so that's a good thing. I'm planning on keeping you up to date once a day, I'm still a little shy with this blog thing so I may become more talkative later. Well I gotta split now I got a breast or two to visit,  See ya soon

Jake