Who needs a bed or crib?

So heres the deal, why should I sleep in a bed or crib when there are perfectly good parents to sleep on. I know they have things to do but I prefer to sleep on them. So until you come up with a crib with  heartbeat thats nice and cozy warm I think I'll stick with the human touch.

jake Zzzzzzzz

Working out

Spent a bit of time working out with dad at the gym. I can lift my head too, and I follow noises. I have a bit of a cold this week and have passed it on to Mom and Dad. 

After my workout I'm bushed and like to crash out on the couch.

Pump it up

Jake the Iron man

Chillin with Grandpa and Grandma

Visit from my old womb mate

Look Dad made me use that horrible pun. Anyway had a visit with Simon it was our first post womb meeting and in general getting together with an old womb mate led to a lot of drinking (especially Simon He's a lush) We drank, we laughed, we cried  we caught up on how to manipulate our parents. All in all a nice afternoon. I think the "adults" had fun too. Such a nice day today I'm going out for a Drive!

Jake

Sarah Palin's Got nothing on me

Well the political season is now upon us and I just want to say while I have an animal rug in my office,

 It is artificial so I think in the future I would still get the PETA vote.

Not that I really want to run for office (I can't even walk yet) and Mom and Dad would probably be a political liability,

unfortunately my vetting process is more thorough then John McCain's and has informed me of some issues with my parents. Luckily I plan on being a happy, well adjusted person who will just complain about the politicians! I'm probably too smart to become one. Also my Milk drinking problem may be seen as a liability.

Jake (vote for ME)

Floating around the pool

First I just want to say everything is OK down there, I'm just a very private person and don't want to be an Internet porn star. So Dad and I went to the Russian Baths for a nice cleaning. This was the first time I tried this and I really enjoyed the experience. After the bath a masseuse (Mom again) rubbed on some lotion and gave me a little massage. I told Dad to tip her as obviously I had no pockets for my cash. After a little nap I went for a drink with Mom (or from Mom) whatever, it was a nice evening for me.

Jake (AKA Mr Clean)