Madge! I've been soaking in Palmolive dish soap?

Ok Ok so I'm going a bit Metro-sexual. Look Mom says all the girls like a man with nice fingernails, Dad Said it was Ok as long as I don't get polish. I really wanted to paint one nail black just to piss him off but Mom wouldn't comply. Anyway the weather is great so we've been going for a walk every day, I got to remember to post a pic of my pimped out ride..... maybe next time.

Jake (GQ Jake to all the ladies)

Anybody know any Broadway producers?

So I got this great Idea for Broadway...... well it may be a bit Avant Guard for all those tourists from the Midwest probably downtown would be best. Anyway the show is called...... THE MANY FACES OF JAKE! I do all sorts of impressions........ those folks down in the village will love it! They're still buying tickets for a bunch of guys with blue make-up on their faces, I can do that one better! White spit up! It's natural and actually pretty gross/funny. Anyway have Morty call to set up a meeting. Well like all great B-way stars from the past I'm going to go on a bender...... Mom! Set them both up I'm ready to Par-tay.

See ya on the great (milky) white way

Jake (Just Jake!)

Family Portrait

Me and the rents...

Erin

My future babysitter came by for a visit today. We hung out, as usual I think I impressed her. I think Chicks dig me, which is pretty cool but i think I'll be a mama's boy for a little while longer. Mom smells sweet, you know like Milk speaking of which gotta run and pull myself a tall one.

Jake aka "The Ladies Man"

Went for a walk

Went for a walk, saw my friend Maria.  She took these great photos of my Dad and me.  Dad looks like he's ready for Mardi Gras with his purple and yellow ensemble, though Dad says I'm still too young to give beads out to all the lovely ladies. That's ok, because I only have eyes for mom! and she shows them to me without much asking!  Do you think she wants beads?  I don't get it, what's with the beads?

My busy weekend continued

Well on Sunday my Great Grandma Lilly stopped by with my Aunt Eva. I was very happy to see them and I think I impressed them with some very stimulating conversation. Well my mouth is absolutely parched I need a tall boob of Milk see ya.

Jake

I had a very busy weekend

My mom's side of the family came to visit me on Saturday, I saw my Cousin Sam, Aunt Abby, Uncle Mitch and of course my Grandma Stein. Everyone had a good time. They all had bagels, I had fresh Milk right from the source. Then Mom and Dad tried to have a nap but I wasn't tired, matter of fact I wasn't tired for most of the night and unlike NYC bars my bar is open past 4am. Stop by for a drink sometime (if you can get by the bouncer, he checks ID, you have to less then 6 months old) 

4 to 2 not for you!

Jake (all night party machine)